Delimited Forms

the parallels between confession booths and bathroom stall gloryholes are not lost on the intellectual homosexuals

thydungeonguy:
You misunderstand. The orc warrior Gorzog Mancrusher isn’t called that because he crushes men. He’s gay and has crushes on men.
Yes, he does also crush men, specifically with his giant two-handed hammer called The Mancrusher, which is called that because it can be used to crush men, but that’s secondary to his identity.

princehendir:

princehendir:
Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

quendergeer:

depsidase:
reblog to kill an HOA manager

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen.
Thank you Barry

mavenmemnon:

thinkingisadangerouspastime:
ALT
scale of biblical fanfic

Further thoughts

thinkingisadangerouspastime:

ALT
scale of biblical fanfic

opposite-massive:

funkyfagboybreakdowns:
another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji
Originally posted by xenortal
me when i 👍